Star Trek 2009

If you are a loser obsessed geek person like me, you will have pre-ordered your Star Trek Movie and received it on November 17. If you haven't then WTF are you waiting for DOUCHE BAG?? I have to say I was disappointed because I didn't see that it was widescreen, so the movie looked even smaller on my small television. My friend Kristi still enjoyed it after we watched it. The movie has a special features section with a Star Trek gag reel and some AMAZING bloopers. Get the movie ya fool.

<--yeah i scanned my dvd. so what?

Must Haves

Because I like making lists (obviously), I have a list of what I items I would like most from the Star Trek Universe:

-A Tribble (if I get too many of them, then I will have a tribble bonfire!)

-Enterprise shaped salt and pepper shaker (they probably can't hold much, but they are awesome)

-A Vulcan child (because they are super adorable! Of course, I would want one with an attitude problem because that's even more adorable!)

-New Spock's stupid sweater ("Vanessa, how can you like Spock? He's wearing that stupid sweater!" "That sweater is adorable! His mom probably made it for him." Note: After much thought on the issue, I now too find the sweater adorable.)

-Old Spock's Winter Jacket (It was very stylish.)

-3D Chess set (even though there's no way I could figure out how to play the game)

-Spock's robe (from Voyage Home, I would totally wear his robe)

-A Phaser Gun (Mainly so that I can say, "Set phasers to stun.")

That's all I can think of for now. Anything else you can think of?

Favorite Lines

I recently saw Star Trek XI for the fourth time and have thus decided to share with you my favorite lines from the movie, or at least the ones that stand out to me the most and why. So, here's the list:

"Tiberius? That's the worst!"-George Kirk (I don't know, but the way he says it is funny to me.)

"Out of the chair."-Spock (You tell him, Spock!)

"Live long and prosper."-Spock (When he tells the council this and really means f*ck you)

"Dammit man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!"-Bones (I just love his cranky oldmanness.)

"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?"-Bones (You can't not laugh.)

"You whistle really loud."-Kirk (I actually just love Kirk whenever he gets beat up, since it happens quite a lot in the movie.)

"Hello Christopher, I'm Nero."-Nero (Just the way he says this is like they are going on date or something; it's hilarious.)

"That's weird."-Kirk (After the green alien girl says that she loves him. Kirk is such a player.)

"How? Over your dead body?" "Preferably not."-Kirk and Old Spock (I actually just love everything old Spock says in general. He is amazing.)

Well those are the quotes that I remember most, though I'm sure there are more that I love. What's your favorite quotes from the new Star Trek or any Star Trek in general?

Also, just because I like this line so much (even though it's from the original line and doesn't fit with the theme):

"You gave them to the Klingons?"-Kirk (in the Trouble with Tribbles episode, Kirk's face is hilarious.)

I AM SPOCK Scans Part III!!

Larger than life: George Takei as Sulu, blasting the "don't get smart with me, Tiny" guard's console.
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

A woman to be reckoned with: Nichelle Nichols, in the wonder "Mr. Adventure" scene. ©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Bill and the director, in a typically violent confrontation on the set.
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Pinching the punk rocker (Kirk Thatcher) into oblivion.
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Beaming into "Golden Gate Park" (actually, L.A.'s Will Rogers State Park)
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

George and Gracie, the mechanical humpbacks, courtesy of ILM
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

The happy-and logical-family: Spock with Vulcan father Sarek (Mark Leonard) and human mother Amanda (Jane Wyatt)
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Catherine Hicks as Gillian Taylor, in the actual "I knew outer space was gonna come into this" scene.
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Interacting with the computer
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

The "tell my mother I feel fine" scene, with Mark Leonard
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

I confess, these guys crack me up ©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

A laugh a minute: Spock in Star Trek IV (Me: Okay, I confess, I Photoshopped some of his wrinkles out. So sue me.)
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

With the miraculous baby and her co-stars, Tom Selleck and Steve Guttenburg
©1987 TOUCHSTONE PICTURES

My wife, Susan, and I with Boris Nimoy and family in the Ukraine, 1984
FROM THE COLLECTION OF LEONARD NIMOY

Liam Neeson as Leo Cutter ©1988 TOUCHSTONE PICTURES

Jason Robards and Diane Keaton
©1988 TOUCHSTONE PICTURES

Directing Diane Keaton in The Good Mother
©1988 TOUCHSTONE PICTURES

As Spock with Sybok (Laurence Luckinbill)
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Spock confronts his long-lost half-brother while Kirk and others look on
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

The mountain-climbing Kirk and his airborne first officer in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

As Mel Mermelstein in Never Forget (me: and yet more wrinkle photoshopping here....)
COURTESY OF TURNER NETWORK TELEVISION

Mermelstein in court with wife Jane (Blythe Danner) COURTESY OF TURNER NETWORK TELEVISION

with Dabney Coleman
COURTESY OF TURNER NETWORK TELEVISION

Chancellor Gorkin (David Warner) toasts "the undiscovered country" at the Klingon/Starfleet banquet
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

The mesmerizing confrontation between Spock and Valeris
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

The decades-long mission finally comes to an end: Kirk and Spock in the Vulcan's quarters
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Spock, in the aptly named Unification (me: no wrinkle fixes here [obviously])
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

The Vulcan meets someone openly envious of Spock's human side (Brent Spiner as Data) (me: Data=love.)
©1995 PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Nimoy, Leonard. _I am Spock_. 1st edition. New York: Hyperion, 1995

That's all the scans from I am Spock! Please support the book by purchasing it at your local bookstore. It is a really amazing book!

I actually found this site by looking through Spock pictures on Deviantart.com, and I found this website and went ape shit. Its called "TREK YOURSELF", a Cheez-it sponsored site promoting the new Star Trek 2009 movie, and you can actually upload your picture (or anyone's picture >:D) and make them into Captain Kirk, Spock, Uhura, or Captain Nero. I, of course, picked Spock. And here is the result:

scary eh?

You can also make your Trekked-out self say things and it's really dumb but funny. I actually inserted some lyrics from a Lady GaGa song and made my character recite it. I thought this one would be more suitable for this blog:

Well anyways, you can find the site --->here<----

How do you feel?

Spock feels fine.

spock's butt on video!

Star Trek Pictures That Make Me Laugh Gallery

Miscellaneous pictures I have found on the internet that make me crack up every time I see them!

Click on them to make them bigger :)

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